That's easy... Ol' Keith is a natural.. He's been a variety of things.. Army Riot Control Specialist.. with the Military Police and a graduate of the Riot Control of Special Forces or something, like that.. He's been an Army Medic and has singlhandedly saved the lives of many.. He's currently becoming accomplished at being the most daring and skillful motorcycle rider to straddle a bike..

Keith has raced motorcycles .. stunted on motorcycles and traveled long distances on motorcycles for record breaking achievements.. hmmm.. His motorcycle of choice is an almost antique Honda Goldwing.. '76 or '77 model .. or something like that.. Keith has always been most mindful of the tires and has saved temendous amounts of money by purchasing used tires, without paying for the installation charges from the dealer..

During the past couple of weeks, Keith has graciously informed usenet of his ranching and animal husbandry expertise.. He even shared with usenet, his record breaking performance of castrating 5 million swine and bulls..

In spite of his obvious handicapped condition which is being treated at some remote Veterans Administration Hospital facility.. these accomplishments are amazing..

Regardless of my personal thoughts and ideas on all these record breaking achievements by Keith, one must admit that it is admirable for him to spend so much time addressing his dedicated readers on usenet..

That being said, I'm convinced that when the first astronaut appears on usenet, Keith will immmediately share with usenet about his achievement of participating in the first moonwalk..Meantime.. Keith will continue to contribute a provide his readers with constant marveling achievements.. Regards..

Bill Walker Irving, Tx.