Whats the difference between a banjo player and a sperm?

The sperm has a chance of becoming human!

Q; How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?

A; Five, One to change the bulb and four to stand around and complain about it being electric.

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take off your shoes to jump on the banjo.

Q: How do you stop a banjo player from playing?

A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

Q: How does a banjo player respond to applause?

A: No one will ever know.

Q.whats the difference between a banjo player and a alcoholic?

A.the alcoholic has a career.

How can you tell one banjo song from another?

They have different breastles.

A banjo player and a guitar player are sentenced to be shot at sunrise.

The guards ask for any last requests:

The banjo player says, "Get me a banjo so I can play 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' one more time just before I die.

Guitar player say, "Shoot me first!"

What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

If a banjo player and his wife divorce, would they still be cousins?

Q: What do you call a banjo player with half a brain?

A: Gifted

Here about the guy who left his only banjo in the car with the door unlocked and the window open?

He came back and found two more!!

Q: What's the difference between a banjo player and a harmonica player?

A: A harmonica player only sucks on every other note.

What do you call a good looking girl on the arm of a Banjo player?

A tattoo!

Banjo picker walks into music store and asks,

"can I get a set of strings for my banjo"?

Clerk says, sounds like a good trade to me.

How do you tune a banjo?

"Wire Cutters"

Why don't banjo players play hide and seek?

Because nobody would look for them.

How do you keep your mandolin from being stolen?

Keep it in a banjo case.

How do we KNOW the toothbrush was invented by a Banjo player?

Otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush